Where is the Newspaper!?!?

Where is the newspaper guyz! I've been waiting all night and it's not here and it's Thursday! Maybe Aunt Arctic forgot? idk, and anyway, when is it going to come! I'm losing my mind here! Help me! jk! :) im just crazy guyz. its 3 AM in the morning and im crazy at this time. Tip:Don't visit my house at 3 in the morning! Or you will here the ultimate craziness of your life! Thats all till later!